Poems About Moms Funny From Daughter

Daughter is one of the most beautiful relationships that exist in the world. The love quotient of a mother for her daughter can never be counted. Read some funny poems for her to express your feelings for her.

Funny Poems for Daughter

1. Loving you has been so easy, loving you will never be hard. Plus your like a walking hall of fame for my life for my funny poems for my daughter.

2. Hey Mom! You are the best mom in the world and you know I love you. I'm writing you this poem to show how much our love rays. You so beautiful, inside and out. Even though we fight, I still love you!

3. Finest daughter a Mother could have. Filled with happiness and love. Makes Mommy proud every day. So much in common and such good friends. Wish you all the best in everything you do!

4. You are so dear, You are so sweet, I was always your pet. When I was a frog You were my long, long knight!

5. I love you most in the world

6. I love you as high as I can count and as deep as I can dig and with all the strength I can muster.

7. Nothing you've ever done has brought me greater pleasure than the joy I now feel for your accomplishment. You have shown yourself to be a skilled and wise young woman, and I am so proud of who you have become.

8. Dear Mom, I love you. In case you haven't noticed, I've been laughing a lot more lately! That's because ever since you had that big birthday and got old, you've been laughing at YOUR jokes. That makes me laugh even MORE! Here are some good reasons why kids don't make good pets:

9. Daughter, It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. Having 2 or 3 words placed at random on a page will prove this point dramatically. — Thanks daddy!

10. When I was a little girl, my daddy always said to me, 'You are beautiful.' (Pause.) 'You are kind.' (Longer pause.) 'You can do anything you want.' Well dad, thanks for encouraging me to do the one thing I truly love. Poop.

11. Dear daughter, you're so nice, You're the best in my life. My daughter, I love you Because you are so kind.

12. I love you, my daughter! You are my source of comfort and delight, I love your charming smile, your special way to talk, and your cute little ways. I am so proud to be your mother now, you have grown up with knowledge, diligence, and a happy life! I am confident that you will do well in all areas of life! Keep loving and being loved. For you are loved so much by Mom.

13. You are my princess and the most amazing girl in the world. I love it when we spend time together because I know you will crack me up. When you grow up and have children I can't wait to spoil them like you! I will always be your friend and happy to give advice. You will always be my baby girl and beautiful princess! Love Dad.

14. I don't know if I could ever say what a wonderful girl you have become, but I am more than happy to just let you know that every day. Your hard work and devotion to making something lovely out of your life is amazing and you bring me so much joy. I look forward to watching you grow into the beautiful woman you are destined to be.

15. Mom, I love you so. I love how you take good care of me and how you talk in funny voices.I love your voice, the smile on your face, your hair and especially your clothes. I'm so glad that dad and you are my parents.

16. my daughter is a good daughter,but she never clean her room.

17. Mum and Dad love you, more than anything else! The way you sing along when we have music on. The funny pictures you take of us.

18. Kid's come in all shapes and sizes. Some love to eat and some like to eat a lot! Kids are who you love the most. And no matter how big or small, there's nothing better than a happy kid!

19. Dear Daughter, Look at you today. So grown up and beautiful just like your mother. You walk with poise, you talk with self-confidence and you even laugh with a certain sparkle in your eyes. But no matter how tall you grow or how old you are or how sweet things become in life, I will always see the child that once was: a small girl with a big heart and an abundance of love for me. I love you sweet daughter!

20. Daughter, in life there's no one like you… You brighten my days, and warm my heart with care. I love you to the moon and back again, I hope you know that so much.

Funny Poems for Daughters

21. You are more than "just" a daughter to me, you have always brought forth a huge smile in me and I feel so privileged to be your mother. I could not have chosen a better person to be your father than Bob. He is so proud of you and loves you very much. I love him too!! We love you soo much!!!

22. Hey Mom! You are the best mom in the world and you know I love you. I'm writing you this poem to show how much our love rays. Your so beautiful, inside and out. Even though we fight, I still love you!

23. Finest daughter a Mother could have. Filled with happiness and love. Makes Mommy proud every day. So much in common and such good friends. Wish you all the best in everything you do!

24. You are so dear, You are so sweet, I was always your pet. When I was a frog You were my long, long knight!

25. I love you most in the world

26. I love you as high as I can count and as deep as I can dig and with all the strength I can muster.

27. Nothing you've ever done has brought me greater pleasure than the joy I now feel for your accomplishment. You have shown yourself to be a skilled and wise young woman, and I am so proud of who you have become.

28. Dear Mom, I love you. In case you haven't noticed, I've been laughing a lot more lately! That's because ever since you had that big birthday and got old, you've been laughing at YOUR jokes. That makes me laugh even MORE! Here are some good reasons why kids don't make good pets:

29. You are my world to the moon and back. You make me smile when I cry. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't know what I would do without you, you're my best friend too. It is impossible for me to fall asleep at nite, cause every time I think about you I have the biggest smile on my face!

30. Hey sweetie, Are you over the moon with excitement? I bet the only thing that could make this day better is if you knew mommy and daddy were going to be with you… together!

31. Dear Mom, Thank you. Thanks for understanding my attitude problem. Thanks for putting up with me. Thank you for being proud of me even though I'm not perfect. You're the best mom ever!<

32. I love you as high as I can see. I love you all the way to the moon and even past that. I love you like a dog loves his bone. And all those silly rules they say are true.

33. I love you more than all the stars in the sky. I love you more than all the fish in the sea. I love you more than all the trees and bee hives in the forest. I love you more than all of mom's hugs and kisses. And most of all, I love you more than any one can ever know.

34. I love you little girl, even when you smack me in the face, like now! Go away and come back when you're older.

35. You are so sweet. I love you more than the planets in the sky. Diapers, bottles, and laundry – tons of dirty clothes! Your smile is so bright! You're incredibly beautiful. I love to be with you out on a big adventure. But I also think that snuggles should be a big part of your life too.

36. Thanks for putting up with me. Thank you for being proud of me even though I'm not perfect. You're the best mom ever!<

37. I love you as high as I can see. I love you all the way to the moon and even past that. I love you like a dog loves his bone. And all those silly rules they say are true.

38. When I was little, my mom would call me her little elephant feet. She'd tuck me in at night and kiss me on the forehead and say "bravo, bravo". I'd fall asleep so happy with my mommy.

39. A mother is she who can take the place of all others, but whose place no one else can take.

40. Dear Daughter, Mommy Loves You More Than All the Stars in the Skies! Your sweet giggles and smiles Are songs that soothe my weary heart. Through all of Life's endless strains, I find strength and comfort each time I see your face.

Funny Daughter Poems From Mother

41. You are a friend, a sister and my daughter too. You are so sweet. I know that you do your best, but sometimes you just need to step back. You are smart and kind hearted and I hope that you find the love of your life soon!

42. No matter how big you get, how old you are or how far from home you roam- my love will always be enough for you to come back to. I love you so much!

43. Happy Father's Day! Dad, I love you. I love your hugs, your silly jokes, and the way you sing out of tune in the car. I especially love the way you treat Mom. When the two of you are together, you make each other laugh a lot. It makes me feel like there's magic in the air!

44. Daughter, if you really want to make me happy, then live your dream and don't let fear hold you back. Reach for the stars and stop at nothing. Fight for what you believe in, love who you want to love, and have the courage to change things that need to be changed. Be yourself unapologetically, and above all remember that I LOVE YOU!

45. Oh, my little girl. My 14 year old daughter, I love you so much it hurts. You are the one that always brings a smile to my face. You light up my world, you make me want to be a better mom and person just by being you. I don't know where I would be without you in my life.

46. You're my angel, now and forever, I love you more than you will ever know. You are so beautiful and I love when you laugh. The sound is like small birds chirping to one another. I can always tell if your day has been good or bad, just by your tone of voice and the look in your eye. You bring out the best in me and for that I'm so grateful.

47. Here comes the best girl in the world! Your loving father, who will always find a way To be your cheerleader and your coach. I'll give you all the tools You need to build your dreams! And pray that God will show you His "vision" For making your life real. Oh, I'm so proud of the woman you've become. I'm proud of all the beautiful things you do; Of all my dreams that are coming true – because of YOU!

48. You blow out the candles and make a wish,Your eyes close and you then, but then you remember,I've never made your birthday cake!I once saw you cry, and I felt really bad.I sat with you while you gave me an earfull.Your sweet laughter rang in my ears,And when I left your room I was grinning ear to ear.

49. You are an amazing daughter. I want to be with you when you grow up; so that the two of us can drive something where we can put our sandwiches. We will blare the music and won't care what other people think of our crazy dancing. I will be there when you get your first real boyfriend, or when you lose your first tooth, or even when you walk down the aisle. When you are an old lady at 100 years of age, remember to kick over any

50. I'll tell you something, princess: you are a star! Oh yes. You are one out of a million shining bright. I love when you laugh and your cheeks turn red. I love when you smirk and give me such a devious grin. You bring joy to so many lives with your special presence. You're not just a daughter, but a friend, and the best part – you're mine!

51. You're not just the daughter of some guy I met in a bar, you're the best friend I've ever had. You're my little girl and I need your hugs every single day. You make me happy in every way and sometimes I just hold you and look into your eyes and think to myself, "This little girl right here is mine – all mine, forever."

52. To my lovely angel! I am so glad we are together at last. You are my love life, my soulmate. The way you look at me is all I could ever dream of. I love you with all my heart and always will! I love you!!!

53. Life may be a trip, but you are my BFF. To me you'll always be my little girl, but you're also my best friend and someone I trust with all my heart. There is nothing I wouldn't do to see that beautiful smile on your face. We've always had fun together but we've grown up together just the same.

54. I see the stars in your eyes whenever you look at me. And I, I see so many that I could get lost in all the heavens. Sorry if this poem is cheesy but every time I look at you my heart goes bananas.

55. You're my angel, now and forever, I love you more than you will ever know. You are so beautiful and I love when you laugh. The sound is like small birds chirping to one another. I can always tell if your day has been good or bad, just by your tone of voice and the look in your eye. You bring out the best in me and for that I'm so grateful.

56. Here comes the best girl in the world! Your loving father, who will always find a way To be your cheerleader and your coach. I'll give you all the tools You need to build your dreams! And pray that God will show you His "vision" For making your life real. Oh, I'm so proud of the woman you've become. I'm proud of all the beautiful things you do; Of all my dreams that are coming true – because of YOU!

57. You blow out the candles and make a wish,Your eyes close and you then, but then you remember,I've never made your birthday cake!I once saw you cry, and I felt really bad.I sat with you while you gave me an earfull.Your sweet laughter rang in my ears,And when I left your room I was grinning ear to ear.

58. You are an amazing daughter. I want to be with you when you grow up; so that the two of us can drive something where we can put our sandwiches. We will blare the music and won't care what other people think of our crazy dancing. I will be there when you get your first real boyfriend, or when you lose your first tooth, or even when you walk down the aisle. When you are an old lady at 100 years of age, remember to kick over any

59. Mom, I love you so much. Thank you for being an excellent mother. Thank you for always being there for me. You can do anything in the world when I know you are my advocate. Thank you and God bless you on this special day.

60. My daughter, the funniest girl I know!

Funny Daughter Poems

61. To my dearest daughter, you are such a special girl! I hope you know how much I love you. My one wish is that you would realize what a great person you are and find someone to share your life with. True love comes but once in a lifetime and when it does you should grab it with both hands and never let go!

62. You are my oldest daughter…and my baby. On your 16th birthday I want you to know how special you are to me and the rest of your family. We all love you so very much!

63. You have the colors I have lost, the warmth that I need, the beauty inside and out. You are a sense of security for me and your eyes are like pools that make me see a reflection of myself, who could be much better in all facets of life. You make me feel good about myself and bring me happiness every day. We're best friends who share our thoughts and our ideas on everything. Also we have fun together, either you read me a book or I read one

64. Happy birthday sweetheart! I can't believe how fast time is flying by! You are growing up so fast and soon will be grown and married with children of your own. I am so thankful that you were born; you give me life and joy! I love you so much!

65. Life would be a lot better if you were my dad. To me, you are the best dad in the world and I love you.

66. I have no idea where my life would be if you weren't with me. When I get in trouble and I feel sad like today, you help me make the right decisions. Thanks daddy for always being here for me and giving me a great example to look up to.

67. You don't have to love me, you don't have to care, you don't have to be there every single day. But much as it may seem, there is one thing you must do, you must grow up and be a lady!

68. Memories are made of this, so let's make lots of memories. Here's to you, here's to me, and here's to love! Cheers to the best dad anyone could ever dream of. I love you!

69. Please don't be mad at me, I hope you know I love you more than anyone else in the world. Last summer when we were driving and got caught up in that terrible rainstorm, I was scared out of my wits. My heart was pounding in my chest, but as soon as I felt your arms around me everything calmed down. You are my sanctuary; nothing is scary if you are there with me.

70. I held your hand while you took the first steps to becoming big. I wiped the tears while you went through your teen years, and all I ask is that when you turn 21, take me out dancing.

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72. Your daddy's not a very good driver, because he sees you in every car. He doesn't speed, he swerves. Because he can't help but stare… and wave at you.

73. You are a true friend and that is what I need.

74. you are and find someone to share your life with. True love comes but once in a lifetime and when it does you should grab it with both hands and never let go!

75. You are my oldest daughter…and my baby. On your 16th birthday I want you to know how special you are to me and the rest of your family. We all love you so very much!

76. You have the colors I have lost, the warmth that I need, the beauty inside and out. You are a sense of security for me and your eyes are like pools that make me see a reflection of myself, who could be much better in all facets of life. You make me feel good about myself and bring me happiness every day. We're best friends who share our thoughts and our ideas on everything. Also we have fun together, either you read me a book or I read one

77. Happy birthday sweetheart! I can't believe how fast time is flying by! You are growing up so fast and soon will be grown and married with children of your own. I am so thankful that you were born; you give me life and joy! I love you so much!

78. Bills, bills, bills! That's all I seem to see! You provide as much joy as bills do. If there was a payment plan for happiness and laughter I would pay any amount.

79. Poems for my daughter every day week month year from her daddy. Daddy's little girl has grown so much, there is one thing that remains. Even when you drive me crazy, I will always love you.

80. Daughter, I hope one day you can read this and remember how crazy your mother was over you. I loved you before you were ever born; in my heart of hearts, I knew we were meant to be. The moment I held you in my arms, I wished on the brightest star for your future happiness. Since the day of your birth, my love for you has only grown and will continue to grow for life.

Funny Mom Poems From Daughter

81. To my beautiful little girl, You are a gift to this world. You bring so much love, so many smiles and laughter to everyone's lives. Who knew such an ugly little bug could be so beautiful inside and out? Mommy loves you more than you will ever know. I hope these poems make you laugh as you go through life and remember how to smile at every turn.

82. Oh sweet daughter mine. You're the best little treat I could ever hope to find. Whenever I look at you, my heart skips a beat. For there is simply no one quite like you. I love you!

83. I love you and want you to be happy.

84. Mummy I love you. You are the best mum in the world.

85. When I was born, I probably cried out because the world scared me. Over time, your love kept my tears away. I never knew the joys of being in the arms of the one you trust and love. I felt safe just laying there, only to see you smile.

86. Mum, your hair looks odd. Dad, your nose looks big. Mum, stop on the street and talk to me. Dad, it's bed time we have school tomorrow. Mum, dad you make me cry. Dad, I love you like a robot.

87. Oh Sonnets, Oh Amorous verses,

88. I want the best for you my dear, and I want it to be from me. I want you to wear only the most expensive brands and drive only the most luxurious cars. Now isn't that nice of me?

89. You're a foot tall, with a funny little curl That sticks in the air. I smile when I look at you, it makes me glad that you're my kid. You'll go to China one day or maybe Spain, And maybe see some whales. I hope that you'll have fun and do lots of fine things when you become a big girl IF YOU WRITE A LOVE LETTER  Entrusting someone with your deepest feelings is one of the most courageous things we can do. Therefore we

90. Sweetie, Daddy loves you more than the air he breaths and the money in his pocket. You are my Sweetie and I am so happy you are here with me. You have grown into a beautiful girl, with a personality just as sweet. I will always be by your side and do whatever I can to make your life interesting.

91. I love you. I will always love you. If you didn't exist, I would invent you. You are the sunshine of my life and my source of light. I am proud to call you mine. No matter how many years go by, my love will never change. Happy Birthday!

92. To the daughter who couldn't stop laughing while I was singing to her. To the daughter who couldn't care less if I took a million pictures. (haha) To the daughter who couldn't get enough kisses. To the daughter who wouldn't let me leave without one more hug and another "I love you". To the best papa in the whole wide world! I love you more than words can say! I'll see you guys soon! Luv ya!

93. Daughter, you're an angel, that's why I chose you to be my daughter. The best part is you have such an angelic face, that when people look at you they can't help but smile.

94. I have so much to say and so little time. I love you very much, but I don't know where to start, [name]. You came into my life when I thought all was lost and you have carried me through what seemed at the time like an endless darkness. In the last 10 years you have become the most amazing woman and an amazingly talented writer. You give my life purpose and direction when I don't even know where to go. The people who deserve so

95. Roses are red, violets are blue, you're just my daughter and I love you.

96. I wanted to let you know how much I love you.

97. I have no idea where my life would be if you weren't with me. When I get in trouble and I feel sad like today, you help me make the right decisions. Thanks daddy for always being here for me and giving me a great example to look up to.

98. You don't have to love me, you don't have to care, you don't have to be there every single day. But much as it may seem, there is one thing you must do, you must grow up and be a lady!

99. My mother was a saint, my father was an angel and I am their princess!

100. Daughter, daughter of mine Advice, to heed, before you end up behind bars Open your eyes and learn to see; You're not the only one with dreams Make believe as much as you please But in the real world you will bleed And it won't be sugar and spice So pull up your socks, don't get stressed out It's a hard climb to the top of your hill of beans There is nothing like experience to make you wise And there is nothing

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